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That's right, I'm finally opening up some commissions. "But Eli," you ask, "what kind of commissions can a writer do, especially since you're such an awful artist?" And my answer is this - I'm doing woodworking commissions!
This might surprise some of you, since I've only just now uploaded some of my work, but my dad and I do a lot of woodwork and we've got a lot of experience. Be it swords, knifes, hammers, axes, wrenches, staffs, harps, shields, etc, we can make it. We can even make things move and whatnot, provided it's a realistic joint for wood. Here's some more recent samples:
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Spy…
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Eng…
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Cus…
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Old…
And other things that we've given away:
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/ACA…
Completed Commissions:
Joel-The-Lemur - eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Sni…
Anywho, since I'm low on money and still haven't gotten any replies on my job applications, I figure I'd try my hand in commissions (and don't worry, my dad is up for them as well so I'm not forcing him on this). So here's the guidelines (which will probably be edited often):
What you can request:
Replicas
Tools
Weapons (swords, guns, shields, etc)
Accessories (jewelry, head pieces, etc)
Small pieces of armor (simple arm bands, gloves with armor on them, etc)
Anything else you think would be possible to make (I can help you verify)
What you cannot request:
Dangerous weapons (we sand all the edges for safety)
Anything sexual in nature
Figurines/Models (honestly, we're just making hand held implements)
Things that cannot be mailed
Other features:
Wood burning designs
Plastic gems
Leather/cloth accessories (hilt wraps, etc)
Chains
If that list was rather vague, just ask me and I'll probably be able to determine if we can make it or not. We might be able to modify some things in order to make them as well.
Pricing:
Since everything is unique in nature, we'll have to judge the pricing depending on the piece. For a range, I'm thinking about $30 for the simplest little thing possible to upwards of $200 for something OMFGWTFBBQ complex. Eventually we'll start getting some base numbers up for sizes and types and such, and maybe even base creations where you can choose the details.
(in short, these prices are going to change a lot until things get into order)
(If any of my favorite artists or super good friends request something, you'll get a price discount =3)
I've got a PayPal for orders which I will give you at the time of payment.
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I'm fairly certain that covers everything. Again, all of this will probably be edited a lot while this all gets sorted out.
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Open for art trades! (written or drawn)
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This might surprise some of you, since I've only just now uploaded some of my work, but my dad and I do a lot of woodwork and we've got a lot of experience. Be it swords, knifes, hammers, axes, wrenches, staffs, harps, shields, etc, we can make it. We can even make things move and whatnot, provided it's a realistic joint for wood. Here's some more recent samples:
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Spy…
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Eng…
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Cus…
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Old…
And other things that we've given away:
eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/ACA…
Completed Commissions:
Joel-The-Lemur - eliw00d.deviantart.com/art/Sni…
Anywho, since I'm low on money and still haven't gotten any replies on my job applications, I figure I'd try my hand in commissions (and don't worry, my dad is up for them as well so I'm not forcing him on this). So here's the guidelines (which will probably be edited often):
What you can request:
Replicas
Tools
Weapons (swords, guns, shields, etc)
Accessories (jewelry, head pieces, etc)
Small pieces of armor (simple arm bands, gloves with armor on them, etc)
Anything else you think would be possible to make (I can help you verify)
What you cannot request:
Dangerous weapons (we sand all the edges for safety)
Anything sexual in nature
Figurines/Models (honestly, we're just making hand held implements)
Things that cannot be mailed
Other features:
Wood burning designs
Plastic gems
Leather/cloth accessories (hilt wraps, etc)
Chains
If that list was rather vague, just ask me and I'll probably be able to determine if we can make it or not. We might be able to modify some things in order to make them as well.
Pricing:
Since everything is unique in nature, we'll have to judge the pricing depending on the piece. For a range, I'm thinking about $30 for the simplest little thing possible to upwards of $200 for something OMFGWTFBBQ complex. Eventually we'll start getting some base numbers up for sizes and types and such, and maybe even base creations where you can choose the details.
(in short, these prices are going to change a lot until things get into order)
(If any of my favorite artists or super good friends request something, you'll get a price discount =3)
I've got a PayPal for orders which I will give you at the time of payment.
~
I'm fairly certain that covers everything. Again, all of this will probably be edited a lot while this all gets sorted out.
~%~%~
Open for art trades! (written or drawn)
~#~#~
Join #GratuitousNonHumanty, A place for those with nonhuman souls. Otherkin, animal-souls, therianthropes, etc. All kinds are welcome as long as you are respectful.
~#~#~
Join #SciFiNation to curb your Science Fiction desires!
Lamb
Go read this book.
Re: Limerick
So after a chat it must seem
That I was unable to gleam
Her relationship condition
Was taken, not fishin'
For a new guy to make her face beam
Limmerick Journal
With limericks clearly I'm smitten
It's the only poetry I've written
I rhyme and I rave
New phrases I pave
Yet this one must end with 'mitten'
How terribly hard can it be
To write out a limerick, see?
Just some lines here and there
Using words that compare
It's made even easier with tea
All of my limericks so far
End with lines that hurt like a scar
None of them follow
They're quite hard to swallow
Even this one ends up with a 'car'
I'll write a good limerick, I believe
For once it will have some reprieve
To end these poems in the right
I won't take all night
And greatness I'll eventually achieve
I seriously could write th
Words
>implying I haven't started a new story
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I'd dearly like Spy's balisong. Tell me how much money to give you, where to send it to, and when I can expect it in the mail. Please. PLEASE.